Good God.....

Dear Mr. Anonymous,

Its nice that you spent the weekend posting rude comments on my blog. Did you not have anything better to do? Oh and then you attacked my best friends blog. I find it really hard to believe that you get a thrill out of being an ass for no reason whatsoever, but maybe you do? I guess I should be flattered because you obviously were thinking about me enough to post 4 separate times....But I am not. While you were at home whacking off and typing on the computer...I was in Destin and it was wonderful.

Have a nice life and go away,
Ghetto booty, 60's hair, Orange skinned, inbred Amanda

SO whatever, that was nice to come home to! I had the BEST time at the beach this weekend. Believe it or not, Friday we just went to sleep. I guess when you wake up at 5am that by 10pm bed just sounds lovely. WE stayed at the Yacht club...It was amazing. Saturday was fun too... Minus the Penn State game....Damn it. We shopped in the morning, went to the Hard Rock Cafe, then layed out by the pool with Pina Coladas! HOOHAA!!! I watched some of the game, and when it was over I kinda teared up after screaming profanities at the TV...The other girls aren't too big on football so they just laughed at me. At least Alabama and the Bronco's won this weekend. All I know for that night is we started at Fudpuckers where we got free drinks, then went to the Swamp and hung out with baseball players from Ol'Miss (How do I always attract BASEBALL players! AHH!!!) Or at least I did because Kara and Crystal LEFT ME!!! Then took a cab, which I managed to fall out of.....Imagine that....To the Rockstar club!! OH SO MUCH FUN! I guess its a new club in Destin, so we truly enjoyed that. I've never been in a club that was so clean! Then to AJ's, then to the Waffle House where I managed to get proposed to yet again...For those who don't know that happened last weekend too....Go figure. We also found a new cure for hangovers.....aka a day at the Destin Hilton Spa w/ a nice young gentleman rubbing sea salt all over you and giving you a massage.....Sweet. I still don't know how I was the only one of us that got a dude....But that was the most action I have had in almost 2 months! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I didn't want to come home at all....This is becoming a trend....But this will be the first weekend in over a Month that I will get to spend in Monkey town....I cant wait till 4pm because Im definitely going straight to bed....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PS. Sorry if that bored you Mr. Anonymous, nobody forced you to read it.